Om Nomz.

[Fateful]

"Yeah I think that would be cool. Vacations are nice and all, but doing a lot of nothing for a while will make me rusty and we'll get bored of lounging around. We never have this much free time, not even when we're on break, you know? It seems sudden considering Asura." He finished his drink and tossed it across the Hummer into a trash that was set up a distance from him. "And I love begin a Death Scythe. More Kishin eggs would just make me ten times more powerful!"

Liz shook her head. "I doubt that he'd do something like that. I'm pretty sure everyone in Death City has to pay you dad for using his mask on something or other. Even death Bucks uses his logo. That's probably where your wealth comes from Kidd, your dad's face plastered on everything." She teased with a laugh. "And I don't want you up here ether black Star. I don't want you pressing buttons and setting the car into self destruct mode. Patti hates the desert and you can deal with her rage and carrying all our stuff if you make us walk to California."

Patti whined after about an hour. "Kidd!" She called over to him. "I'm hungry... Are there any snacks up there?"

[belated valentine]

Maka laughed, her drink at her mouth. “Well, then we’ll just have to get you more Kishin souls, huh?” Taking another sip before she lowered the drink back to her lap, her fingers wrapped around it. As she moved to make herself more comfortable, she was able to feel the horribly folded paper poke at her, reminding her. She was becoming more and more curious, but it wasn’t like she could open it here, in front of him. What if it had nothing to do with her? It did have her name on it...Biting her lip, she became slightly nervous, almost regretting taking it. What if he figured out she had been snooping around his room? But it wasn’t like she had snooped.

Blair hopped up from the floor, knocking Maka’s mind back into place as she settled herself between Soul and Maka. “You kiddos ready to hit the beach when we get to Cali?” she asked.

Maka smiled. “Mm, the beach..”

Blair let out a cute meow. “Wait until you see all the beach boys. The surfers are the hottest. But I don’t really like water so I like to stick to the Volley-Ball boys. They’re the ones with the best abs!” Rolling over onto her stomach, she started purring. “Girls~! You are going to love California!”

Kid looked back at Patti when she asked for something to eat. Liz and Kid were usually responsible for feeding her, much like older siblings of hers. Well, that was true for Liz. “Um..” he mused, looking around. “Dad didn’t say where the food was. I would just check the fridge, it might be with the drinks. If not, then it’s stored somewhere else,” he said. He glanced over at Liz, a smile present on his face. “That’s probably where he gets his money from, yeah. He’s never told me and I usually don’t ask. Then again, I guess when you’re as old as he is, you’re bound to make a lot of cash.” He looked around the front of the car.

“Find anything, Patti?”

[Fateful]

Soul grinned at Blair's want. "I'd love to go to the beach. Because we can't really play basketball we can have a new game with volleyballl and make a new bet." He stated with a pleased grin. He looked over at Blair, scratching behind her large ears. "And what about us, huh? Why do only the girls get to enjoy the beach?" He teased, grabbing a small bag of tuna treats from a duffle bag and balanced one on his finger for her to take. He smiled at her and continued to pet her. "Think of how much attention you're going to get, Blair. We're going to have to force you to come home." he teased, looking over at Maka and smiled.

"There aren't any snacks in the fridge." He added to Patti who was searching it. "Just drinks, I checked earlier. Hey!" he turned to face Kidd. "Check in the glove box. That's where Wes used to keep food in his car." He stated, unable to believe he just mentioned his brother in such a casual way. Damn it! Now he wasn't in the mood for anything, so he tossed the treats back into the bag and got up to get another drink, slumping back in his chair.

Liz nodded. "Yeah, they could be there." She pointed out, moving slightly to the left to avoid hitting a large pothole in the road. Looking in the rear view mirror at Patti (who looked depressed and about to pass out from 'lack of food'), she sighed. "Come on Patti, cheer up. At least we have air conditioning, right?"

Patti stuck out her lip. "Yeah... but I want something to eat." she said in a low childish tone.

[belated valentine]

Blair giggled. “No one’s gonna force me to come home! You guys cook for me, those boys are a one time thing. I mean, they can’t make grilled fish like Soul. Right Maka? You’re lucky you found a boy who can cook!”

Maka laughed, “That’s because that was what we agreed on when we decided to move in together. If I cooked then he had to also. Though I have to say, he’s gotten a lot better at it,” she said, reaching over to pet her dark purple fur. “Maybe you’ll get lucky and find a cute chef while we’re in California,” she added.

Blair stretched with a yawn. “Mmm, maybe! Or maybe I could just steal Soul! Right Soul? You could be my hot boy chef,” she joked, rolling over.

Kid rubbed his chin, wondering where else the food could have been stashed. His face lit up as Soul mentioned glove department. “Good idea, he probably put it the-ah!” he jumped backward as the glove compartment exploded as soon as he hit the button to open it. Thousands of little square things flew away, landing all over his lap and flying into the nearest back seat as well. “Oh my Death GOD!” he shouted, flailing around. “What is this, I don’t even-condoms! I’m covered in c-condoms! Filthy, disgusting, non-organized condoms! GAH!” The way he spasmed around almost looked like he was having a seizure, sending condoms flying all over the car.

Black Star picked up one of the condoms. "Hey! These aren't sandwiches!"

[Fateful]

Soul sighed. "A one time thing huh?" He teased, rubbing the top of her head. She was too cute sometimes, especially when she was a cat and therefore not erotic. "Well you never know, in California there's bound to be some rich guys that have private cooks that you might be able to find." he told Blair with a grin. "In case you ever get bored of seducing me." he teased, rubbing her stomach, looking up at Maka.

"And steal me from what?" He asked, as if he hadn't considered the fact that he and Maka lived together (and by extension were 'together').

Hearing what sounded like Skittles spill out over the glove compartment, Soul turned his head to see dozens of foil wrappers (which all looked the same, except for size of course). "Who... the hell.." He muttered, and then sighed. "Maka, was your pervy dad inside of this car?" He asked, looking toward her, because honestly he had no other means of explanation.

Liz saw Kidd suddenly covered in condoms and she started to laugh. Oh god... that was hilarious! She managed to not pull the wheel as she laughed and kept focused on the road, but had to grip the steering wheel with both hands to do so. "S-Sorry..." she muttered, trying to stop laughing. "But... we both know that..." She snorted a laugh. "T-That you're gonna organize them my color and size." She managed to choke out. "And I dunno if that's the funniest part." She smiled at him and continued driving.

Regina, on the other hand, moved forward. "Hey, these are flavored." She stated, picking up one that was pink. "This ones strawberry. And this one chocolate." She started to lay them out in front of her. "Ooh! And this one is strawberry-kiwi, my favorite." She chimed happily, sliding it into the pocket of her mini skirt.

[belated valentine]

Blair kitty smirked. “I’m just kidding, I could never actually steal you. The number one girl code is to not take your friends’ boys,” she said, clearly not surprised by the sudden raining of condoms. “Oh, chocolate~!”

Maka shielded her face from the sudden explosion of contraceptives, letting out a light squeak and nearly spilling her drink. She turned to look at Soul, her face red. “My dad’s not this messed up!” she shouted, examining the scene now that things had stopped flying. “Oh my god...” she said, olive eyes scanning the car which was now lubricated latex galore.

Someone laughed in the very back. “Better grab all you can, Regina. You won’t find freebies like this ever again.”

Kid unbuckled his seatbelt, scrambling to his feet, nearly hitting his head on the roof of the car. “Alright, everyone, quick. Assign yourself a category and locate all of the ones that belong in you category, then bring them to me so that I can put them back, organized. Then we will commence in pretending this incident never happened, understood?” he asked. His head snapped in Liz’s direction. “And you, stop laughing! This isn’t funny. I got slapped in the face by thousands of products designed to go around a male’s reproductive organ. If I wasn’t so intent on organizing them, I would catapult all of them at you.”

[Fateful]

Soul stared at Kidd for a second. He was kidding right? Did he really expect them to pick these up? Having the feeling he wasn't kidding (because he himself started to pick them up) Soul started to help. Until however he found a blue one that was blue rasberry flavored. It was also the smallest condom he had ever seen. "hey... ugh... black star? Why does this package have your signature on it?" He asked, turning the package around to show him.

"Hate to break it to you Kidd, but if you start throwing them at me and we crash it will be all your fault. Then you'd have to deal with the fact that you killed all your friends and your symmetrical weapons, ruined our vacation, and totaled your dad's car." she teased, chuckling and continued to drive them down the straight like.

Patti, sighed and started to do as Kidd asked, having black Star and Tsubaki help her.

"All bars give out free condoms stupid." Regina shot at Maka. "If you weren't so anti-fun you'd know that. And your crush wouldn't have gone out with someone else. It's not MY fault you're knowledgeless when it comes to what goes on in the-- OW!" She screamed. "What the hell was that?" she asked, having hit her head on the mini fridge when the car swerved.

Liz smiled in the rear view mirror. "Sorry, there was a rabbit in the road and I didn't want to hurt it."

Patti was collecting banana condoms. Regina was busy talking about how delicious they tasted and how they tasted real. So, to test that theory, Patti opened one (without anyone seeing her) and popped it in her mouth. Wow! It DID taste like bananas She chewed on it before unrolling some of it on her tongue and started to blow, the condom inflating out of her mouth. "Itsh sho big!" She cooed, clapping her hands.

[belated valentine]

Maka looked back. “What are you talking about?” she asked, sending a glare toward the girl. “Maybe your ears are messed up or you didn’t realize that your friend was the one who insulted you,” she grumbled, following everyone else to the ground so she could help pick up the condoms, ignoring the girl. The faster they picked them up, the faster they could forget about this. She looked up as Soul presented Black Star with one of the packages, reading the inscription. She had to bite her lip to keep from laughing. Oh god.

Black Star crawled over, snatching the package from. “Lemme see!” He looked at the packaging, first reading his name and then reading the label. Xtra Small. What?! “Hey! Whose idea was this?!” he shouted, holding up the condom. “Everyone knows this isn’t true! Black Star’s got the biggest junk of all of you pussies!” he yelled.

Kid crawled around the car, finding all of the strawberry ones. He came closer to Patti, at first not noticing what she was doing. “Hey, hand me that one over there,” he said, pointing to the pink one, right next to the empty yellow wrapper. Wait, empty? He looked up, eyes widening. “P-Patti! What are you doing?!” he asked, loudly. “These aren’t balloons! Give me that!” He snatched it out of her mouth, sliding down the window and tossing it out.

[Fateful]

Soul rolled his eyes and picked up all of the chocolate condoms and tossed them into the glovebox. Fuck that. He wasn't organizing them. If Kidd wanted them tidy then he could do it himself. He sat back down with his drink in his hand, taking a sip of it, glancing at Maka who was still picking them up. He put his drink in one of the many cup holders and walked over to her, helping her to pick them up, trying not to feel awkward about doing so.

Regina 'hmphed' and looked away. "Whatever." She muttered, picking up all of the strawberry-Kiwi condoms and putting them in her designer purse.

Tsubaki laughed softly. "That looks like your signature to me Black Star." she covered her mouth with her hand and resumed picking up teh grape condoms, sorted them, and offered them for Kidd to put wherever he planned to get them. Like back in the glove compartment.

Patti whined when he pulled it out of her mouth. "H-Hey!" She yelled loudly, standing up and stomping her foot on the bottom of the car. "That's not fair! It tasted like gum!" she whined loudly, glaring at her meister. "Liz!" she yelled over at her. "Make Kidd--"

"Kidd is right." Liz interrupted. "I don't want you chewing on those either, if you accidentally swallow one, you'll choke and we won't be able to get it out. we'll buy you some reason balloons when we get to the hotel, okay? I'll even let you decorate the room." she went as far as to turn around and smile at her sister briefly before she went back to driving. The road was straight for miles, so she didn't worry about crashing into anything. "Just relax, Patti." She stated in a more calm voice, which had the intended function on her sister.

Letting out a sigh, Patti sat down in one of the seats and hugged a giraffe plushie that Liz had brought her and pouted. "Fine." She countered, looking over at Kidd with a glare. "All of the banana ones are over there. I started to sort them by size." She whispered.

[belated valentine]

Maka starting sorting through the foil packages, putting them in piles according to flavor. God, this was so creepy. She reached forward to grab a lemon one, her fingers brushing over Soul’s as he went for the same one. “S-Sorry,” she muttered, realizing how awkward this whole scene was. She wondered who could have possibly thought putting condoms in a car full of teenagers was a good idea? If she found out it really had been her father...then..Geez, she really hoped he hadn’t.

Black Star crawled over to Soul. “This is not my signature!” he shouted, looking back at Tsubaki. “I didn’t write on this, I would remember it!” he continued. Grumbling, he tore open the package to inspect the actual size. What the hell. He didn’t even know condoms came in this size! Pulling it over his thumb, he was surprised to find that it fit almost perfectly. At that point, he exploded. “WHAT THE HELL! I AM NOT THAT SMALL!” Around him, he could hear the laughter as it filled the entire car.

Kid was coming over to help pick up the ones near the back when he came upon the image of Black Star stretching his destined condom over his thumb, finding a match. He couldn’t help but fall into a fit of laughter, forgetting of the mess for a moment. “D-Damn, Black Star! Whoever put these here must have been in your pants at least once!” he managed through his laughing. His hand was at his waist, gripping to keep from falling over.

“YOU SHUT UP! I am a lot bigger than this!” he shouted, standing up. “I’ll even show you if you don’t believe me. Black Star’s not shy!” Immediately, he grabbed the zipped of his pants, unzipping and pulling them down until he was in his boxers. He went for those too but Kid stopped him.

“Hold it, I’m pretty sure everyone here doesn’t want to see that. Haul your pants back up, geez,” Kid said, trying to hold back another laugh.

[Fateful]

Soul felt something brush across his hand and looked up, surprised to see Maka. He blushed, looking away. "Sorry..." He muttered in response quietly, looking away from her. Damn... this was weird. Spirit better not have done this, because he would kill him. It's not like he wanted Maka doing this sort of thing! Well... then again, Creeper-Spirit gave Maka sexy underwear for doing well on the Super Written Exam, so he shouldn't be all that surprised.

When Black Star had his manic episode, Soul couldn't help but smile. Well, this was an interesting way to spend a car trip. Seeing the blue condom on his thumb, Soul erupted into hysterical laughter, abandoning his task, resting one arm around his waist while resting the other on what he thought was the floor of the car, but was actually Maka's thigh. However, soon following, Black Star thought it would be a great idea to flash them. "H-Hey!" He exclaimed. "Dude!" He let out a sigh of relief when Kidd stopped him. "Keep your junk in the trunk! No one wants to see that!" He exclaimed loudly.

Patti on the other hand, though she did laugh, tilted her head to the side. "I thought it was always smaller unless it was hard?" She questioned, a rather innocent look on her face, hands holding her ankles.

After that the Hummer jerked to a rather abrupt stop, sending Regina vaulting over a table. "Patti!" Liz turned to face her, glaring. "Not funny..." She stated, staring to drive again.

Regina, legs in the air, tight seethru lace panties exposed, blushed and flipped over. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" She screamed, throwing something at Liz, who just caught it and tossed it on a chair.

"You started this when you mentioned that the condoms were flavored." She stated, smirking. "Besides, a real women would never say such crude things in front of those much younger than her, AND the son of the man who is paying for this trip." She turned around and resumed driving.

Regina, sat there, in complete shock. "Y-You can't... How DARE you!" She screamed. "You little bitch! You think that just because you're a New York girl you can say anything you want?!"

Liz sighed. Why did she bother. "This has nothing to do with who I think I am. It has to do with who you think you are."

[belated valentine]

Maka covered her mouth with both hands, laughing. Oh my god. At least the person who had done this had been comical about it. She watched as Black Star blew up about the situation, even go as far as almost taking off his pants. Shielding her face, she threw the can of soda he had previously chucked at Soul, hitting his chest. “EW! Keep it in your pants or you’re getting it chopped off,” she said, almost jumping when a hand fell on her bare thigh. She looked back, connecting the hand with Soul and her face instantly reddened. “H-Hey!” she squeaked out.

Black Star stumbled as the can hit him. “Alright, alright guys. I’ll put my pants back on if you really want me to. I know you all secretly want to see though, you perverts!” he said, pulling his pants back up and zipping them. He fell back to the floor on his bottom, taking the condom off his finger. “Shut up, Soul.” Stretching out the latex, he flung it directly at Soul’s face, laughing loudly when it hit him in the forehead.

Kid shook his head at the boy. “You’re such a nuisance sometimes,” he said, with a smirk. He dropped his hands back to the ground to start picking up the rest of the condoms when he heard something snap. Looking up, he fell into another laugh as he watched the condom slide off of Soul’s face. “Soul, it’s not supposed to go in your face.”

“Yeah Soul, you got it on the wrong head!” Black Star shouted.

“GROOOSSS!”

“Come on, Maka, you know you were thinking it too!”

Karen sat up. “Hey!” she called up to Liz. “Stop with the stupid driving, you’re going to kill us!” she yelled.

Kid sent a glare to the back of the car, at Regina and her posse. “I don’t think my father would be too happy if I told him how you spoke to my partners,” he said, sternly. “Fix your attitude, please. And also, if I come up with an odd number of these, you’re going to have to deposit the ones you dumped into your bag,” he added, casually.

[Fateful]

Realizing where his hand was, Soul jumped, moving his hand, but didn't stand up. "Sorry..." He stated, unsure of what to do and shifted to stand up when something hit him in the face. "Ew! Black Star!" he yelled, throwing the condom back at him. "Keep your used condoms off me..." He yelled, his hand becoming a tight fist. "It's over between us..." He turned away, back facing Black Star.

"My stupid driving is better than her driving."Liz countered, pumping the brakes. "And no one else seems to have a problem with it." She stated as they continued to move through the desert, a little faster than before. She just wanted to get there already and be rid of these stupid girls. She never thought she'd be willing to split a hotel with Kidd. Knowing him, he would likely rearrange the entire hotel three times before he was happy that everything was symmetrical.


Regina moved to run passed Black Star, and then pushed Maka out of the way, forcing her into Soul's chest as she stomped toward the front of the car. "Don't play cute with me, bitch! At least I'm not so lowclass whore!"

Patti looked up, the cute look melting from her face instantly and she stood, glaring at the girl in front of her sister, grabbing Regina's wrist and throwing her into a chair and grabbed the meister's shoulder so she couldn't stand. "Shut up." she pointed at her, now face to face with her. "Do not ever insult my sister like that again." she warned, a deadly sound in her voice. Letting her go, she walked back to where she was sitting and picked up her giraffe, cuddling it and looking out the window happily as if nothing ever happened.

[belated valentine]

Black Star fell to his knees. “Wait, come on, man! It can’t be over! We have to stay friends, you promised!”

Kid facepalmed. Not this again.

Maka dove into his chest as she was pushed aside by little Miss. Thang. Placing both of her hands at his chest, she pushed herself back, glaring at the girl as she marched by. “Who the hell does she think she is?” she mumbled, under her breath as she sat back up. She smirked. “I don’t think she realizes that Liz could probably kick her ass.” Turning around to look at Soul, she blinked, noticing his headband was slightly displaced from when she bumped into him. With a small laugh, she reached up to fix it for him.

Black Star glared up as she ran by. “Hey, you messed up my pile you pig-face!” he yelled, standing up and holding out his fist at her. “I’ll hit a girl if I have to!”

Kid stepped in front of Regina as she started toward Liz, almost appearing out of thin air. “That’s enough,” he said, gold eyes staring down at her threateningly. “You weren’t invited to this trip to pick fights with the others here and I will not allow you to do so. You don’t have a higher status than the rest of us. You and Liz are both Shibusen students, just as the rest of us are. Nothing less, nothing more,” he stated, unmoving. If she wanted to get to Liz, she was going to have to get passed him and he wasn’t going to allow for that to happen any time soon. He gave a smile, extending his hand out toward her empty seat. “Please, have a seat and enjoy the ride.”

[Fateful]

Sighing, soul gave him. "You're right Black Star... but don't be throwing used contraceptive at me. Got it?"

As if by instinct, when Maka slammed into his body, one of Soul's arms wrapped around her waist to shield her from little miss thang who was now running this show. He glared at her, his sharp teeth bared. His eyes then drifted to the window, as if he was debating throwing her out of it. And he was. When Maka reached up to adjust his headband, he looked down at her and smiled, letting her fix it. Realizing his arm was still around her waist, he slowly removed it from her body so it wasn't obvious and then sat down, sighing. "This is going to be one hell of a trip. Now much is left?"

Regina's eyes widened as the Reaper appeared in front of her, just now remembering the power he possessed being Shinigami-sama's son. A breath escaped her and she did as she was told, crossing her legs and looking out the window. Well, it seemed that her chances here ruined with hitting the motherload and marrying either the Death Scythe or Reaper's son. Sighing, she looked down at her nails. "Whatever. She's not even worth it."

Liz rolled her eyes. Whatever. "The DGPS says we should be there in a 2 hours and 34 minutes."

"Not soon enough..." Regina muttered, making her way back to her friends in the back.